Encrypting cutesy notes in your robot girlfriend's public key and leaving them on the fridge so only she can see them.
@BestGirlGrace Using Keybase for typefucking is something I'm very into.
@xurnami What's the point of cryptography if you can't use it to be horny? It's way more fun if you feel like you're getting away with something.
have been wanting to build encrypted chat systems that are specifically designed for typefucking.
@xurnami That way, nobody will expect that it's being used to exfiltrate government secrets. It's almost too perfect.
@BestGirlGrace Hee, I've more been considering that I could get people to pay money for me to build my ideal typefucking system because a number of features I'd want to build into it would also work with a slightly different skin for businesses.
@xurnami Sitting at work using HornChat for Business (The banner ads and promotional T shirts all say "get on the horn!"), trying not to tell anyone that it uses the same system as HornyChat under the covers.
@BestGirlGrace Well, I know enough horny IT people that they would install it because they used HornyChat and realized how good it would be.
Also, *ahem*, "Get on my horn" if you get my drift.
@xurnami Look, you use HornyChat, you're at least okay with the idea of growing horns. Probably growing a lot of other stuff, too.
@BestGirlGrace Growing horns is a great thing to do to someone.
Demonic is good but I must admit that I have a bit of a thing for those spacegoat Draenei. Especially the way certain fanon has interpreted the women.
@xurnami Ah, the old coat hangers. I prefer big, helmety horns, but they're all good. Especially when they're fresh and all sensitive.
@BestGirlGrace What do you think of my horns?
@xurnami Would absolutely rub, especially to feel my ring drag against those little ridges.
@BestGirlGrace you are the absolute sweetest
@burntfeathers <3! Gosh, just for that, you're getting an extra-sweet note next time.
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