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i'm a gay crime skunk who writes internet porn and i demand to be treated with respect

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I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.

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Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

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when people say that adversity breeds great art, they're referring exclusively to the album that the Garages put out

a weird lewd linguistics joke 

IPA (international penis appreciators)

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turns out it doesn't take too many people handwringing about "eeeeuuugh do we have to say she's a lesbian?" to stifle a lovely queer collaborative writing community

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lmao, too many straights found the discord and wiki, RIP

i do think that having hashtags not be part of the post on masto would be good and helpful, because I would love to tag my own posts and refer to them later without looking like a goober, but getting rid of the cw field? lmao

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you'll never replace Miki, but at least we got a neopronoun-using, plural(?) cryptid blob

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there's a pitcher on the Dalé named "Francisca Sasquatch" and all I can imagine is "what if Franziska von Karma was giant, muscular, and covered in fur, but still had the whip"

I couldn't even learn spanish in like ten years of schooling, I'm not sure conlanging is for me

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which, like, I realize that constantly being aware of where my tongue is would be hell, but it sure does make trying to follow along with these videos harder

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realizing that I have no idea where in my mouth my tongue goes when I talk

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youtube thinks i want to watch nothing but conlanging videos, and you know what? right now, it's correct

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Fitzgerald Blackburn, you're no Miki Santana, but you're alright

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the other one would be "she's wearing a wig over her 'real' hair", but, again, impractical given my current situation

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Princess Grace's Space Base Place

Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.