Vx. Modemoiselle @BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com

I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.

coming out as a lesbian supervillain for pride

Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

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in addition to being a really good bit, this is also telling me who doesn't open my kink posts

Looking at my passport picture from 7 years ago and I barely recognize the person in the picture

feels good

can't get a word in Edgeworth

I have my own opinions on "why do mimics always have to be treasure chests, why not other mimics", but you know

I'm a mimic mimic. I pretend to be a treasure chest monster in order to eat their eggs.

me, a child: I'm not much of an animal person
me, an adult furry:

fuck, I forgot I was freezing the security tag off a skirt

I'm going to bed, y'all don't have too much fun without me

"Sorry, buddy, there's only one magnetic head here." Helvetica flicks your nose and gets ready to thread the tape. "This is going to be uncomfortable, but not in a way that there's words to describe."

okay, but, like, imagine one of those reel-to-reel tape recorders, but instead of magnetic heads in the middle, it goes through someone's ears, mental floss style

They're still not sure if that Achewood strip represents an unplugged leak or parallel construction, but it's rumored that there's a reason Onstad took up a career making artisinal sodas or something

Yes, the phrase 'it is brain tape since young times' originated in the OCM

"Look, I know what you saw in the movies, but the Office doesn't have any little handheld neural overvolters or anything that I know of. The only memory-altering technology in general use was created in the 70s, so it's all magnetic tape and big incandescent bulbs and microfiche. It's a real pain in the ass to use and takes forever, and most people aren't worth dragging back here to get braintaped."

also, a time when people expected you to know "wysiwyg"

being nostalgic for a time when people were jazzed about wysiwyg editors

can't break working code if there's no working code, baby

I'd say this should be a major version bump, since it's an API change that breaks existing code, but I think I control all the existing code and that only had to be fixed in two places, so

Anyways, Fluency v1.1.0 is out, featuring GreaterThan and LessThan that work as expected

good to see Lo rocking the Hx. honorific