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I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.

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Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

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mtg arena 

I'm reminded of why I fell off magic (getting my ass kicked by someone with a better deck than me fucking sucks)

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mtg arena 

rude of the game to put me up against people with way better cards than i have

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thinking about offering great brands at everyday low prices. has anyone done this yet

mtg arena 

i'm tapped out and you have three times lethal in the air. why are you fucking around with combat tricks

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friend keeps sending me pictures of the new boruto character, and my brain keeps reading her as twilight sparkle

thinking about angrily reviewing things. has anyone done this yet

mtg arena: if you keep playing, you'll earn an Orb
me: what does the orb do
mtg arena: the Orb awaits

diamond heist is a great lawyer, but she really shoulda caught this one early

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my lawyer, who is me in a blazer, calls and tells me that i'm legally obligated to start a fourth podcast

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thinking about taking mastodon seriously, but only so long as the posts are still called "toots"

thinking about remembering things so other people don't have to. has anyone done this yet

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Princess Grace's Space Base Place

Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.