Beloved Internet Skunk @BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com

if they made the cartoon about how coach Z can't say the word "job" today, it'd be about how he can't say "steamed hams"

hamstar steamer?

homesteamed hamstar. thank you

anyways, if anyone wants to watch some friends and i fall in love with our Sleepaway characters so we can get hurt later and/or find out why i'm dressed like this, we're starting soon https://picarto.tv/Draekos

(eye contact in selfie)

if someone gave me their business card, and it said "problem composer", I would assume they're a shitty musician

it makes sense in chess terms, but the phrase "problem composer" is very funny to me

*nodding sagely* ah, en passant

*I make the correct move* hahaha! yes! right into my trap!

also, chess puzzles are kinda fun

getting good at chess mostly to spite a guy i know who thinks he's a brain genius for being good at chess

getting in character for tabletop tonight

someone at work: to take a macro picture
me: alright, i'll look up. are they a giant bird or what

have you seen my ray that makes ladies' legs go all the way up

it's a real dame changer

honestly, if joe spends his whole time in office liking trains and pissing off terves, that'd be fine and good

still not wild about the guy, but this is extremely funny and good to me

america is ready for a president who pisses off a bunch of terves on his first day in office

as opposed to this fictional song, which is for one person.

thank you for coming to Princess Grace's Jokes For Nobody.

if the Fabulous Thunderbirds existed in the guilty gear universe, their hit song would go "Are you Chipp Zanuff?"

gaogaigar said fuck america