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I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.

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Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

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Later, at Monk's:
GEORGE: Armadillo. Can you believe it, she called me an armadillo. Didn't even have to think about it.
ELAINE: I dunno, I think they're kinda cute. Plus, you got your armor for when you curl up into a little ball.
GEORGE: What little ba-
Grace shows up and scoots into the booth next to George. Her tail flops onto his face. He shudders and tries to ball up.
JERRY: So, what animal would you give me.
GRACE: A fursona is a personal thing. We can talk it over, but only you can make the choice for yourself.
GEORGE: Oh, so he gets the touchy feely speech? Why didn't I get that?
ELAINE: Have you seen you?

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tired: what does your oc do in their free time?
wired: how would George Costanza break up with your oc

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this would have been funnier yesterday, but I came up with it the day before and only remembered it now

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happy twinksgiving, everyone. *hands u a twink* *hands u a twink* *hands u a tw*

the bad news is that the internet provides an extremely low bar for people with bad opinions to post them for the world to see. the good news is that it means fewer of those people wind up at Sundance or the talk show circuit

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if you need an outlet for your bad hot takes while you look at nudity, i have great news about the internet for you, bud

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i'm watching this video about Escape from Tomorrow and all I can think is "Dude, you can just look at boobs on your phone. You don't have to pretend to be saying something about society."

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you still see this kind of guy sometimes, usually doing something elaborate as an excuse to look at naked women. my guy, you can just type "titties" into google, you don't have to make a movie about it

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type of guy who doesn't know you can get pornography on computers

a quick google search suggests that nobody's used this band name yet, so if you're part of an all-girl EDM combo, consider calling yourselves the rhythm dames

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everyone talks about rhythm games, but when will we discuss the humble rhythm dames

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Princess Grace's Space Base Place

Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.