Vx. Princess Grace @BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com

i'm a gay crime skunk who writes internet porn and i demand to be treated with respect

I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.

coming out as a lesbian supervillain for pride

Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

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the movie was a) less problematic than expected, sunglasses funnier now that i'm old enough to get the sex jokes, and c) got some real egg vibes from garth

truly, it was, a wayne's world

Dr. Helvetica Scenario Will Be In Hotel Transylvania 5: Werewolf University

I keep saying stuff like this, and one of these days, whoever is writing Gnomeo and Juliet 7: Gnome Hard or Alvin and the Chipmunks: We Got Them Some Pants is gonna call my bluff

whoever the hell they got to write that Scoob! movie: this is the kind of brilliant jokesmithing I could be bringing to your major motion pictures. call me

jinkies (jean twinkies)

anyways, I've got some semantic satiation from this:

*Wikipedia voice* This article refers to people who are a fan of computers. For the
spinning thing that evacuates warm air from inside a computer, see case fan.

is there some kind of cis person bingo card where they have to either say "brave" or "transition" when talking to me

@ben "That sounds great, Princess, but a wizard is going to bind my spirit to a crystal if I don't find some lore accurate lesbian Guild Wars 2 smut by midnight tonight.", I hear you cry. Well, good news.

I know what you're thinking. "I sure wish Grace wrote a story about two catgirls having rough sex, and also it's the first one she's written that warrants a "food" content warning." Well, you should see what @ben hired me to write, hypothetical person.

https://perfect.hypnovir.us/meat-me-at-butchers-block

guid wars 2

"fond" memories of being in erotic rp circles when I was younger and being obliged to describe sex because that was the only thing most folks were interested in, and I just wanted to RP.

talking kink and oral, though? hell yeah

if you're stuck on a bike made of pitch, that's a viscous cycle

now is a good time to clarify that "i don't typically write penetrative sex scenes because it doesn't interest me- I prefer kink stuff" and "I don't typically write that kind of sex scene because I don't have any practice with it and I'm worried about not doing it right" is something of a vicious cycle.

me: ah, yes, I write smut, check out my horny blog
also me: ah, fuck, what are the good horny words for "vagina"

this is why I don't try to write sex scenes lmao

is it too on the nose to call it a catgirl's pussy

they could rerelease inuyasha today and call it "I Fell Down A Well And Now I Have To Reassemble A Crystal With A Demon Dogboy In Feudal Japan?" and nobody would notice