Vx. Princess Grace @BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com

paul blartifice

most just name themselves after their word for "language" or "global language". finally, someone made a good language

it's very funny to me that toki pona means "good language". why don't more conlangs do this

the rare and majestic girltwink

i usually describe the Lady as a milf, which mostly means she falls asleep on the couch a lot and doesn't know how to use a computer

it's fucking weird seeing emojos from bofa.lol in the emoji dashboard

if you let a macassar and an antimacassar touch, they cancel each other out

😏 🐭 🕑

git dilf

i don't know if the joke sequel, erlang the movie 2, is good, but "webscale, noSQL, badass, rockstar, get-the-girls, get-the-boys, impress-your-mom, impress-your-dad web services" tickles me

if anyone wants to watch a pretty cool tech demo from 1990, i have good news for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXmOlCy0oBM&t=6s

sometimes the posts are just for me

*an aide whispers in my other ear* what the hell is erlang

*an aide whispers in my ear* what do you mean I can have it now

thinking about having real-time declarative programming later

me, i'm more of an independent twinker, in that i'm independent of being a twink

it's fun for me just to hug a

twink

on one hand, it's pretty silly for the Lady to show up in her lab just to have tea and exchange stories with one of her assistants

on the other, that's exactly what she'd do

I am suddenly struck with the urge to play FTL again

every time I see the phrase "I want you suck you off", i read it in a dracula voice