Vx. Princess Grace @BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com

welcoming myself back to FFXIV

learning that Don't Worry, Be Happy is a capella

now that i look at this in the light of day, i realize that the check says "ten million dollars", but the number is ten trillion

space borat voice my star wife

ball joint is life

you've heard "ball is life"
now try "doll is wife"

Windows Nice Titties

Windows NewT

wow! they have multimedia online these days?

why the hell are people talking about apes? i just wanted to show off my National Fuck Trophies

walked past a catered meeting at work and immediately thought "oh, yeah, the egg bar is coveted as fuck"

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you: forced perspective
me: horsed perspective (looking at a horse)

they were correct, of course,

one of my favorite editor's notes I've ever gotten is "I diagnose you with Sunset Shimmer kinnie"

if you vote to acquit if the defendant did it, they don't give your genitals back

if you take the jury's genitals away during the trial, they can't get distracted

jury nuldgeification

*he knows about timed hits voice* she knows about jury nullification