Vx. Modemoiselle @BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com

ctrl-A n in GNU screen means "make a new tab"
ctrl-A n in my email client means "replace the entire body of this email with the letter n"

really makes you think

of course, i'm currently just having a blanket on my lap and wearing a sweatshirt, so six of one

you know, i'm starting to see the appeal of having a sleeved blanket right about now

thinking about this guy who doesn't quite get how jokes work

what the fuck was that

i mean, points for talking about how there's basically no way to climb the ladder in america and how meritocracy is a lie. Decent by modern simpsons episodes, but also ???

the evil club president is then arrested for starting a sex cult

and Bart and friends fuck up the golf course with a bunch of ATVs

"There's no path from where you are to where I am"

bart learning about how meritocracy is a lie

they've tuned the golf course into a church as a tax dodge

Lisa is explaining what a social justice warrior is

"Stop coddling the SJWs (Springfield Junipers Wealthy)"

rich assholes love golf

"don't you remember when we all decided that a few people and all their favorite suck-ups should have all the money?"

marge is understandably skeeved out by her son sucking up to rich jerks

"you pad your wad?"

bart and milhouse get jobs as caddies and suck up to rich jerks for tips

BART, sucking up to Kent Brockman: "The boys all call you 'the swagness' and the girls call you 'a snack'"

"Revenge is a dish best served from a ruined root cellar." The Undersecretary says to herself and the camera, twirling a pen in her hand and revising a few choice records.