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i'm a gay crime skunk who writes internet porn and i demand to be treated with respect

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I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.

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Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

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the movie was a) less problematic than expected, sunglasses funnier now that i'm old enough to get the sex jokes, and c) got some real egg vibes from garth

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Dr. Helvetica Scenario Will Be In Hotel Transylvania 5: Werewolf University

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I keep saying stuff like this, and one of these days, whoever is writing Gnomeo and Juliet 7: Gnome Hard or Alvin and the Chipmunks: We Got Them Some Pants is gonna call my bluff

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whoever the hell they got to write that Scoob! movie: this is the kind of brilliant jokesmithing I could be bringing to your major motion pictures. call me

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*Wikipedia voice* This article refers to people who are a fan of computers. For the
spinning thing that evacuates warm air from inside a computer, see case fan.

is there some kind of cis person bingo card where they have to either say "brave" or "transition" when talking to me

@ben "That sounds great, Princess, but a wizard is going to bind my spirit to a crystal if I don't find some lore accurate lesbian Guild Wars 2 smut by midnight tonight.", I hear you cry. Well, good news.

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I know what you're thinking. "I sure wish Grace wrote a story about two catgirls having rough sex, and also it's the first one she's written that warrants a "food" content warning." Well, you should see what @ben hired me to write, hypothetical person.

perfect.hypnovir.us/meat-me-at

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"fond" memories of being in erotic rp circles when I was younger and being obliged to describe sex because that was the only thing most folks were interested in, and I just wanted to RP.

talking kink and oral, though? hell yeah

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if you're stuck on a bike made of pitch, that's a viscous cycle

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now is a good time to clarify that "i don't typically write penetrative sex scenes because it doesn't interest me- I prefer kink stuff" and "I don't typically write that kind of sex scene because I don't have any practice with it and I'm worried about not doing it right" is something of a vicious cycle.

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me: ah, yes, I write smut, check out my horny blog
also me: ah, fuck, what are the good horny words for "vagina"

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this is why I don't try to write sex scenes lmao

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is it too on the nose to call it a catgirl's pussy

they could rerelease inuyasha today and call it "I Fell Down A Well And Now I Have To Reassemble A Crystal With A Demon Dogboy In Feudal Japan?" and nobody would notice

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Princess Grace's Space Base Place

Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.