Vx. Princess Grace @BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com

i will say that bobby seems to be quite the capable swimmer. he does save a drowning pig in one episode

mike judge, i know you read my posts. say "alphinaud, you funky little twink" in your hank hill voice

*hank hill voice* somehow, the boy just isn't very buoyant

someone: BJD
me: brian javid dilbert

this is kind of the plot of Skullgirls, but not in the way you might think

some girls... have skulls

behind the scenes: a random catboy hugged me while I was taking the first picture

it took a surprising amount of time to get an outfit that read even vaguely as "letter carrier"

it doesn't help that all the other delivery folks in the game are moogles that don't wear anything other than hats and bags

finally, the game acknowledges what i've known the whole time

Bigmac Extrasauce #ffxivnames

you ever realize that you've been doing something since before you realized you were trans

I've been doing this since 2017 and forgot about most of these

Juries Do It With Twelve Angry Men

Presidential Appointees Do It With The Advice And Consent Of The Senate

Elected Judges Do It At Trial (And They're Not A Great Idea)

I'm Billing You For This

Trial Lawyers Do It After Passing The Bar

Article III Judges Do It For Life

The First Amendment Does It In Public

Regulatory Agencies Do It With Public Comment

Justices Do It On Appeal

I don't know why I think about this particular comic so often, but it's lodged in my head now

they call me the enigma of amigara fault because

they call me Winnie the Pooh because this happens so often, they've started drawing faces on and constructing furniture around my ass

they call me everlasting gobstopper because every time someone tries to swallow me, my huge ass gets stuck in their mouth

"new type of guy just dropped" i say, giving birth to my son

sometimes guys are just made of dots and lines

i'm just the fuckin' mailman, i'm not here to do your fuckin' book inventory