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I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.

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Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

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wait, fuck, dammit, it's "are you ashamed of your words and deeds". That's what I said with my titties out.

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@BestGirlGrace im good!! grace i will be giving you the Jones Oxidation. this is because chronic acid is extremely poisonous & your avatar has various bright colors, just like many poisonous animals...

wait, fuck, dammit, it's "are you ashamed of your words and deeds". That's what I said with my titties out.

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imagining a shapeshifter or whoever that's got every little marking and idiosyncrasy down, but they fuck it up before they forget that Helvetica's left-handed for a second

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determining whether you're talking to the real Dr. Scenario or a very convincing shapeshifter by seeing if there's a [redacted] [redacted]ed on the inside of her left [redacted]

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"Ah, but if you look at Helvetica's belly button, you'll see a symbol that also appears in the PLJ-8729 report, which means that both the picture and the report could only have been taken after the first canon batch of cookies but before the second, which implies that the LNO-1817 event could only have-"

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"I'm not allowed to acknowledge whether there exist people who have clearance to see me naked."

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"Look, either the lab coat stays on and closed, or I have to spend half an hour in the bathroom with a sharpie"

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causing a serious security breach by posting pictures of Dr. Scenario wearing nothing but her lab coat, revealing some extremely classified tattoos and other markings

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looking at potential Office of Consensus Maintenance domain names, and, of course, all the short, governmenty names are either already taken or expensive

but ocm.porn is available and would be fun to make in-universe, and ocm.icu is... cute, at least

local girl does surprising number* of homestar runner impressions while flashing her tits

* in this case, greater than zero

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I dunno if it's because I've been all cooped up like this or what, but it was so fucking good to, like, see and talk to people

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come for the tits, stay because I realize I look like a Metal Gear boss from a certain angle and start doing Metal Gear jokes

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me, doing a little topless show for girlfriends: anyone have any requests? i'm willing to do it for the exposure

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Princess Grace's Space Base Place

Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.